HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!'
WIFE: 'Why not - don't you like being married?'
HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.'
WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?'
HUSBAND: 'Okay, I'd get married again.'
WIFE: 'You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?'
HUSBAND: 'Sure, it's a great house.'
WIFE: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?'
HUSBAND: 'Where else would we sleep?'
WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?'
HUSBAND: 'Probably, it is almost new.'
HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.'
WIFE: 'Would she use my golf clubs?'
HUSBAND: 'No, she's left-handed. '
WIFE: - - -silence - -
HUSBAND! : 'oh shit'