T0p 10 M0$t Stup!d Que$t!0n$
TOP 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations:
1. At the movies:
When u meet an acquaintance/ friend
Stupid question: Hey, what r u doing here?
Answer: Don't u know , I sell ticketsin black over here.
2.In the bus:
A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet.
Stupid question: Sorry, did it hurt?
Answer: No,not at all,I'am on local anesthesia.. .why don't u try again?
3.At a funeral:
One of the teary-eyed people asks...
Stupid Question:why, why him, of all people?
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?
4.At a restaurant:
When u ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good?
Answer: No, it's terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
5. After a a family get-together:
When some distant aunt meets u after years.
Stupid Question: You've become so big!
Answer:Well, u haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6.When a friend announces her wedding and u ask
Stupid Question: Is the guy u r marrying good?
Answer: No, he is a miserable wife-beating ,insensitive. ..it is just the money!
7. When u get woken up at midnight by a phone call
Stupid Question: Sorry, were u sleeping?
Answer: No, I was doing research on wether the Zulu tribes in Africa,marry or not!
8. When u see a friend/collegue with evidently shorter hair
Stupid Question: Hey,haveu had a haircut?
Answer: No, it's autumn and I'm shedding
9.At the dentist when he is sticking pointed objects in yr mouth
Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
Answer: No, it won't. It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in yr office asks:
Stupid Question: Oh, so u smoke?
Answer: Wow, it is a moiracle it was pieced chalk and now it's in flame!
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