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ON VACATION:

Man:     Doctor, I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this
            period.

Doctor:   I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board.

Man:      No, Doctor, I have come to you. Only

Doctor:  But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not
              treat human beings.

Man:      I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you only.

Doctor:  I cannot, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human
            being and not an animal.

Man:      I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first:

Doctor:   OK. Tell me.

Man:      I sleep vigilantly like a dog thinking about my workload whole night.

             I get up in the morning like a horse

             I go to work running like a deer

             I work all the day like a donkey

            I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.

           I wag my tail in front of all my bosses

            I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.

            I am like a rabbit before my wife

Doctor:  Do you work in Gulf?

Man:      Yes

Doctor:   Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in the beginning itself that you
are working in Gulf. Come man, no one can treat you better than me.