blagues francaises

W E L C O M E WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?' HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!' WIFE: 'Why not - don't you like being married?' HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.' WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?' HUSBAND: 'Okay, I'd get married...

W E L C O M E Joke Of The Day A Kid asks: 'Daddy? How did I come into this world? The Daddy Answered: ' Well, my child, some day I'll have To tell you any way, The Kid asked again: 'So why not today?' The Dad Respond: Please, listen carefully: Mom and...

W E L C O M E A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, Just for fun, ''''Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry."" The mother agrees. The next...

W E L C O M E حريــة الراي في الصيـــن طبعا كل دوله ولها سياسه بالتعبير عن الراي والحريه فيه شوفو الوضع بالصين شلون

MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital . Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsiv e, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you....

*~ Type Of Girls ~* HARD-DISK Girls: She remembers everything, FOREVER. RAM Girls: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off. WINDOWS Girls: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her. SCREENSAVER Girls: She...

This is what sad looks like . This is what sorry looks like This is what bad spelling looks like This is what intimacy looks like This is what deaf looks like This is what stupid looks like This is what 'oh shit' looks like This is what Mexican Border...

IF I AM RICH . .. .!!! I will buy Moonlight My bedroom will have a window which can look for the world MY PET WITH THE DIAMOND TEETH . My pretty servant always ready MY GLASS MADE ONLY BY ORIGINAL DIAMOND IF I HAVE TIME, I WILL PLAY GOLF ON THE BOAT MY...

Work is like that........ ..... There are 2 people always next to you: 1 - The (Manager), smiling pleasantly to hide evil intentions! 2 - The (Team Leader), busy figuring out what work to dump on you next..... And, there's YOU, who struggles with it...

Pls …have a seat! I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I