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Mi s t a k e s … If a barber makes a mistake , It's a New Style ... If a driver makes a mistake , It is an Accident ... If a engineer makes a mistake , It is a New Venture ... If parents makes a mistake , It is a New generation ... If a politician makes...

Funny Equations! Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore , Human = Donkey + work + enjoy If, Human - enjoy = Donkey + work In other words, Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work ************ ********* ********* *********...

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past. Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history. Teacher: Why? Student: There is no future in it. ............ ......... ......... ............

BUSH IN PRIMARY SCHOOL GEORGE BUSH GOES TO A PRIMARY SCHOOL TO TALK ABOUT THE WAR. AFTER HIS TALK HE OFFERS QUESTION TIME.ONE LITTLE BOY PUTS UP HIS HAND AND GEORGE ASKS HIM WHAT IS YOUR NAME IS. "BOB". AND WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION, BOB? I HAVE 3 QUESTIONS....

Lebanese Contractor: Three contractors one from Lebanon, another from Syria and the third from Florida are bidding to repair the White House fence. They go with a White House official to examine the fence.. The Florida contractor takes out a tape measure...

Here's the untold secret of married life.... !!! A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. What a peaceful & loving couple". A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to...

in Five Star Hote l Question: “What would you like to have ...Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo , or Coffee?" Answer: " tea please " Question: “ Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea?" Answer: " Ceylon tea " Question:...

BRILLIANT WAYS GIRLS TURN GUYS DOWN!! HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours! SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!! HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance? SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure...