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"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" "It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper." "If it were not for...

MBA v/s Engineer This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain An MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend. "Look up at...

> One day Kuttappan's dad bought a robot. > >The robot was special in that it could detect a lie and would slap the >person who lied on the face. > >Kuttappan returned late from school that day and his dad asked him, " Son >why are you late from school?"....

An elephant has 5 bananas and it is hungry, but yet it does not eat the bananas. Why ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Because the bananas are made of plastic. Next…Q The 5 bananas are real , but yet the elephant does not eat it....

ON VACATION: Man : Doctor, I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period . Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board. Man : No, Doctor, I have come to you. Only Doctor...

What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee?! The British : will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffee shop for good. The American : will get the insect out and drink the coffee. The Chinese : will eat the insect and drink the coffee....

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, Although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies . So, he said to his new wife, " Honey, I'll be right back... " "Where are you going, coochy...

George W. Bush and Tony Blair are at a White House dinner. One of the guests walks over to them and asks what they're discussing. "We are making up the plans for World War III", says Bush. "Wow", says the guest. "And what are the plans?" "We're going...

World Cup Soccer This is how the Germans saw it This is how the French saw it This is how the Italians saw it This is how the Americans saw it This is how the media reported it

Après une soirée ,un gars ramène sa copine chez elle à 3 h du matin dans un quartier très huppé. Ils sont à la veille de s'embrasser pour se dire bonne nuit devant la > porte d'entrée ,lorsque le gars commence à se sentir excité . D'un air confiant,il...