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21 janv.

Forward this to at least 7 people and see what happens on your screen . you will laugh your head off!!!!!!!!!!! This is the coolest thing I have ever gotten. All you have to do is send it to 7 people and watch your screen, it is the funniest clip. I can't...

21 janv.

----- HOW TO SLEEP DURING THE OFFICE HOURS

21 janv.

What is the first thing that WOMEN do after a bad car accident? Turn off the ignition? NO Get away from the car in case it explodes? NO Call 911 on her cell phone? NO Call ambulance??? ??? CERTAINLY NOT . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

4 janv.

Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend to death. Wife says, 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends'. ********** Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus,' send me a brother' Santa wrote back,' SEND ME YOUR...

26 déc.

The perfect husband There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club. After a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole. Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following...

26 déc.

Happiness

7 déc.

husband and waif in salary day Wife : Where is your salary Wife :Show me ur Pockets... Husband : I'll not give the money...... U spends all of my salary.....! !! Wife :Give me way..... I am going for shopping. Wife: Thanks Sweetheart.. ......... bye...

30 nov.